Not doubting your maths and physics knowledge is good bluray, and I'll be considering the first TT HSF for my build, but you do get distracted easily, at 95mm the height of the second HSF you posted is WAY too big for this context.
EDIT:
No I won't, you can't get the TT HSF in the UK. Shuriken it is then

Still hoping the stock cooler is quiet enough though.
This one also looks like it's comparable:
Coolermaster GeminII M4 with 120mm fan, max 30dB and 58CFM
One random question... do these coolers normally suck up or blow down?