2009-12-23, 19:59
Let me start by saying that this is not a joke. I am dead serious in this request.
I would like a script that autoruns with XBMC, and has the ability to popup around the time my GF is going to start PMS-ing, giving me a warning that I am not, in fact, the lowest form of life on the planet; that she is, instead, merely suffering from hormonally-caused diarrhea of the mouth.
The design would be pretty simple...
Set a "last hellweek" variable that would determine the last time she went into bi*ch mode.
Set a "duration" variable where you guess exactly how many days you will have to endure.
Set a "cycle" variable that would determine how many days to count before warning you that it's going to start all over again.
Set a "message" variable that you can customize, just in case she's watching and you don't want to get caught with a popup that says "Look out, she's effing crazy today!" on your bigscreen.
I know I'm being a bit cynical in my description here...but really, don't you wish you could tell when it's coming so you can prepare yourself??
I would be deeply indebted to anybody who would feel like coding something like this for me.
I would like a script that autoruns with XBMC, and has the ability to popup around the time my GF is going to start PMS-ing, giving me a warning that I am not, in fact, the lowest form of life on the planet; that she is, instead, merely suffering from hormonally-caused diarrhea of the mouth.
The design would be pretty simple...
Set a "last hellweek" variable that would determine the last time she went into bi*ch mode.
Set a "duration" variable where you guess exactly how many days you will have to endure.
Set a "cycle" variable that would determine how many days to count before warning you that it's going to start all over again.
Set a "message" variable that you can customize, just in case she's watching and you don't want to get caught with a popup that says "Look out, she's effing crazy today!" on your bigscreen.
I know I'm being a bit cynical in my description here...but really, don't you wish you could tell when it's coming so you can prepare yourself??
I would be deeply indebted to anybody who would feel like coding something like this for me.
